Gaff

An error.

He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Gaff

Something that is fake or just not right. Like when someone buys a $20 fake Rolex or someone tries to explain to you how to do something the wrong way.

"Hey, look at this great Rolex I bought for $20" "That watch is gaff"

"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"

by LoveBroker June 24, 2008

gaff

Underwear used by trannys to conceal their man junk

That tranny's gaff is so good it looks like he/she has a vagina.

by ThomasPhillip May 5, 2007

Gaff

noun - a prescription drug (vicodin, lortab, oxycontin, etc.)
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs

yo bring some gaffers over, we'll chop em up and gaff.

by gaffy taffy May 28, 2006

gaff

chilled out party. most girls where a tight dress and trainers, boys jeans and a branded shirt. very popular among teenagers.

aye, you goin' to Karen's gaff this weekend?

nah dude, weren't invited smh

by pandaeatingbamboo September 17, 2018

GAFF

a gaff is your house

as in im away til da gaff a minutie

by Wee O July 27, 2005

Gaff

a andrew who gives melissa a louise

damn gaff you squirted louise on my pants, said melissa

by assilem_x May 16, 2008