Toshirama, after cutting the legs and arms off of a village girl, proceeded to bounce the fuckstump on his erect penis.
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the resulting bastard child,from a one night stand,between a bar slut and what ever cock she can drag home
hey you dirty legged whore, wanna go in half on a fuck trophy? or is that your fucktrophy or did you barrow the little bastard from some other slut?
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Get the fuckpump mug.Someone who loves to "enter" another persons "anus". Much like that of a homo's thumb. This person is most generally a moron, and homosexual.
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Get the fuckthumb mug.1. Vodafone sent a sms about "premium charges" and Slu reckons they suck everyone in with their good deals, then smash the prices up and everyone goes fuckrupt.
2. "Oh and what's it going to beeeeeeee!!!?! Oh! Come onnnnnn! OOOOHHHHH! Well that's a Fuckrupt and your entire cash total is gone! So unlucky since this is the tail end of the final round! But don't worry! THERE'S STILL TIME!"
2. "Oh and what's it going to beeeeeeee!!!?! Oh! Come onnnnnn! OOOOHHHHH! Well that's a Fuckrupt and your entire cash total is gone! So unlucky since this is the tail end of the final round! But don't worry! THERE'S STILL TIME!"
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Origin: 2014, to refer to white, male politicians who only care about obtaining power and control
2016 Usage: The term has become a suitable replacement for "fuckboy" or "douchebag", particularly because the former is a more generalized insult and the latter can be interpreted as insulting toward women.
A fucktrumpet is a person, generally male, who socially engages with people just for the purpose of obtaining power, pride, and a sense of control. This typically involves sex and relationships.
The archetype for the fucktrumpet is any man who entertains another male/female for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure. Most commonly, a fucktrumpet will rope someone into a relationship as a means to stabilizing their uninteresting life, only to use them up and throw them out when the next fancy comes along. Lying, cheating, and bullshitting are the most effective weapons utilized by the average fucktrumpet.
If you come across a fucktrumpet, you will be alerted by a few distinctive features:
1) Neck chains and fancy lighters
2) Usually prefers 1 on 1 engagements with people. Bullshit is easy to sell when you're not among large groups.
3) Lives with their parents, but are over 25. Typically this results from their inability to be socially adept at holding even a job at McDonalds.
4) Dresses in $50 t-shirts
5) Insults people who are clearly more intellectual, classy, and successful
6) Can't remember the name of their date when they bring her to the party/club
Origin: 2014, to refer to white, male politicians who only care about obtaining power and control
2016 Usage: The term has become a suitable replacement for "fuckboy" or "douchebag", particularly because the former is a more generalized insult and the latter can be interpreted as insulting toward women.
A fucktrumpet is a person, generally male, who socially engages with people just for the purpose of obtaining power, pride, and a sense of control. This typically involves sex and relationships.
The archetype for the fucktrumpet is any man who entertains another male/female for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure. Most commonly, a fucktrumpet will rope someone into a relationship as a means to stabilizing their uninteresting life, only to use them up and throw them out when the next fancy comes along. Lying, cheating, and bullshitting are the most effective weapons utilized by the average fucktrumpet.
If you come across a fucktrumpet, you will be alerted by a few distinctive features:
1) Neck chains and fancy lighters
2) Usually prefers 1 on 1 engagements with people. Bullshit is easy to sell when you're not among large groups.
3) Lives with their parents, but are over 25. Typically this results from their inability to be socially adept at holding even a job at McDonalds.
4) Dresses in $50 t-shirts
5) Insults people who are clearly more intellectual, classy, and successful
6) Can't remember the name of their date when they bring her to the party/club
Susan has difficulty trusting men in her life because she was screwed over by a series of fucktrumpets.
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