Friendgasm

Metaphorically (possibly physically) climaxing due to high levels of friendship

"Juan: Drew, remember that day we went to outback steakhouse, played laser tag, and watched a whole season of Psych after having ordered in hot wings.

Drew: No...

Juan: Exactly...because that day is today

Drew: I just had a friendgasm"

by Pistol41 April 5, 2011

friendgirl

A girl who is a friend, and nothing more. Not to be confused with 'girlfriend'.

Jack: You asked out Jane? What did she say?

John: Bad news. She wants to be my friendgirl, not girlfriend.

Jack: Tough luck, dude.

by emoinpink August 14, 2010

friendiloquent

friendships made entirely on boasting and arrogance

Paul and Mike are total friendiloquent bros. Every conversation is like this:

Paul: "Ho there Mike! Behold, my noble steed rides full gallop yonder way!

Mike: "Ah, good sir. It does indeed! But fix thine eyes nigh! My mare doth leap the hurdles!"

by tbonesex November 20, 2013

Friendcore

A step higher than friendship.

"man, you fail at friendship... but you score at friendcore"

by Homewrecker69 August 23, 2009

Friendboxed

The process of being stuck in the friendbox. It tends to happen if you are single and have an attractive friend who is also single. You end up falling for them, loving them with all your heart, but they don't love you in return, and just want to be friends. The relationship will never progress beyond friendship, even though it kills you. When this happens, then you have been friendboxed.

Being confined to the friendbox leaves you unable to move on, get over them, or want to have a relationship with anyone else.

"Friendboxed" really ought to be available as a Facebook relationship status. It is a far more accurate description than "Single" for a lot of people.

Me and her are friendboxed.

by tnorf_ot_kcab March 29, 2011

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Friendhoe

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

by D1337tion October 15, 2017