freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

Freedom, NH

A pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of Conway.
If you're looking for modernization, you've come to the wrong place.
There are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types.
The name comes from the town seperating itself from Effingham, the next town over.
A town without stoplights or gas stations.
It's population more than triples during the summer, when all of the tourist come to visit. The closest mall is an hour away. It takes about two seconds to get to the Maine line. The closest highschool is a 35 minute bus ride. The people aren't too bad, if only there were more of them.
On the plus side, there's an ice cream shop and a pizza place, plus the crime watch is always low.

After a while it's decent, you get used to it.

Bob: I just moved out of Freedom, NH
Fred: There goes half it's population

by abcdefghi! September 28, 2008

Freedom Grillin

Tailgating the way a grown man should. Cooking a monster slab of ribs on a full size gas barbecue on the back of your SUV. Not squatting next to a cheap-ass pile of tin covered in ash poking your weenies.

I got to the game 4 hours early for "Freedom Grillin" with Ted and about 10 pounds of cow for the Q.

by Kevin "Tiny" Jones September 4, 2005

freedom treatment

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.

Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.

by madric March 7, 2012

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

freedumb

That the dumb should remain free. A corrupted view of freedom based in mass ignorance of what real freedom requires.

The distorted view of the majority population in the United States, who believe that it is not necessary to be intelligent and informed in order to remain free. The concept that unchecked politicians and Multi-National Corporations and NGO's will protect individual civil liberties and not impose various forms of slavery on their subjects. Not knowing the difference between freedom, and fascism is a common trait of lovers of freedumb.

by Jeremy Glasser February 2, 2007

FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

by Jbag November 18, 2013