Frontin' Behind A Font

When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.

Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817

I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.

by Mental_Floss817 August 7, 2011

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.

"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.

by h20kj May 6, 2010

boomer font

All caps. That's it.

My grand-dad thinks he's making his point more effectively

when he kicks on that capslock button.

Boomer font, baby!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 12, 2023

Cum Font

A font typically used on porn sites where the title text appears to be written in semen.

I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.

by LC Stanford January 13, 2010

under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

by buggy October 24, 2005

Sexy Sara Font

(noun), A very sexually exciting writing font that has hearts over the lower case "i". It is used most often by bubbly bodacious blondes and/ or others making fun of bubbly bodacious blondes.

Jackie said, "Hi Kim just got your text in Sexy Sara Font about the bitchie busty blonde bartender."

by kerb-stirer February 1, 2019

kassie font

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. When she is not around nobody is happy except for her haters who consist of ignorant pieces of shit. she also is known for her great smell and loving nature. she also is a great kisser. she also is known for being very timid and shy, but if you get to know her well she will blossom like a flower.She also has the cutest smile you will ever see.

kassie font is a perfect girl for any guy that is like a Laith.

by datnigerian27 February 28, 2013