florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.

Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.

by mCRT April 18, 2014

Florien

Florien is the name of a AMAZING girl, Kind and funny. Makes people happy and makes them laugh when they are having a bad day. Is always there for everyone, no matter what.
Also the definition of a beautiful flower.
Name is usually known in Dutch.

Florien is the best <3

by anonymous May 30, 2018

Florian

Florian (short. Flo) is one of the most lighthearted human beings you'll ever meet. He's thoughtful and witty, has his own kind of silly humor, filled with flat jokes, that will make you laugh anyway. He's a shy and won't trust anyone until they've truely proven their worth. He's the best listener and every conversation with him will clean your soul. A Florian falls very easily, often jumps to coclusions when it comes to love. But he will carry his chosen one on both hands, seriosly, you can't wish for a better boyfriend. He's crooked in the most flawless way and you can never not love a Florian when you've seen his true colours.

Florian is the best friend of Lara.

by PleaseNoSelfies February 20, 2018

Michael Florip

This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.

Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!

by bigballerzo April 3, 2018

Floriana

Floriana is a gorgeous girl! Everyone wants to be her friend. Many people are jealous of her and would kill to be her! She gets all they guys and gets to pick which ones she wants. Floriana is very smart, tallented, creative and funny girl. Everyone loves being around her! If anyone is a bitch to her she can be a bitch back but 10 times harder. Be careful around her because if you loose her you will regret it.

Girl 1- I wish i was you, your so gorgoeus!!
Floriana- Ohh thats so sweet! Everyone is gorgeous in their on way...

by Kukell October 30, 2011

Florida

An old Spanish word for 'FUCK SNOW'.

Dude, fuck snow. I'm moving to Florida.

by zfreelance January 15, 2011

Florida

Florida can be divided into two distinct regions: north Florida and south Florida. North Florida has a more "Deep South" feel, while in south Florida, it seems that everyone is from New York, is Jewish, is Hispanic, or any combination of these. The person before who said that north florida has all the old people must be living under a rock. You can't go on any road in SoFlo where there isn't some old geezer in a Buick driving 15 mph and holding up traffic

North Florida resident: My name's Billy Bob and I enjoy huntin, fishin, n muddin. South Florida resident: My name is Jonah Goldstein and I enjoy playing golf, shuffleboard, and bingo.

by Da561Man November 10, 2011