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Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.
by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014
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flooperdingo

the sweat between the belly fat rolls.
"Bro wipe that flooperdingo from your body, ew."
by Flopperdingo October 6, 2016
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flopter

Flopter -- When you flopped her really hard and she landed on a bag of eminems.

And den...... She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?)
Woahhhhh dudeeeee. She just took a flopter and he busted near instantly.
by DEREKDAGOD May 27, 2018
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flooter

an imaginary place between the taint and butthole that is not fun
"ahhh Jeremy kicked me in the flooter!"
by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019
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Floopster

A floopster is a large snonkerchief used mainly when wet to wifflewaggle at ones wofflewibbler
Being defined as Floopster Wiggling wiffly at the wofflers
by BiffleBoffle December 14, 2020
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Floofter

A fabulously flamboyant homo sapien whose mere strut can turn a sidewalk into a runway and whose wardrobe contains more sequins than a Vegas drag revue. The kind of gay whose essence radiates glitter, sass, and a sixth sense for brunch spots and good lighting. Known for popping into a room like a RuPaul catchphrase and leaving behind the faint scent of expensive cologne and well-timed shade.

Note:
Not offensive, unless you say it with hate instead of humor. Often used affectionately among friends or as a campy label of honor. Like “twink,” but with extra floof and possibly a feather boa.
"Brad didn’t just come out of the closet, he pirouetted out with a disco ball and a double mimosa—classic floofter move."
by Brisket_Bantr July 29, 2025
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