flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

flattery

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.

"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"

by SwagBit March 8, 2019

Fluttershy

Possibly the cutest cartoon character ever made. From the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (MLP FiM) She is known for her incredible shyness, love of nature, and being the most kind, caring, thoughtful being in existence. Emotionally unstable at times, she tends to be afraid of everything, and at one point hid from her own shadow, while at other times, such as when she or her friends are endangered, goes into a rage that can make a full grown dragon cry. She also has an unnaturally strong connection with animals, and can understand them where others cannot. She had a staring contest with a cockatrice (a creature who's stare turns you to stone) and won, scaring the living hell out of it in the process. She represents the repressed person in all of us.

Non brony: what are you watching
Brony: My Little Pony
Non Brony: Why?
Brony: *Shows Fluttershy*
Non Brony: She's adorable and badass at the same time!

by DeadlyNightshadeZ November 2, 2011

flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.

Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.

by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005

Fanny Flutters

When u get a tingly feeling in ur vaginal area

Maura : that guy gives me fanny flutters

by Arabiana June 24, 2019

Flutterguy

Fluttershy (The Pegasus pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) with a deep black male's voice, as depicted in the episode "Bridle Gossip"

Applejack - "Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?!"

Flutterguy - "I don't wanna talk about it."

by TheBronyGuru August 15, 2012

Flutterby

The origin of the name for an insect with colorful wings that is currently called a "butterfly", is a "FLY" that eats "Butter". Going even further back, the root of the name goes back to the dutch origin "Butter Shitter", because the dutch thought the insect poops on the butter.

Therefore, because of the incredibly non-sense name for this insect, I propose to re-name this beautiful insect as "Flutterby", which is a far more accurate name for it.

What a beautiful flutterby!

by speak August 19, 2013