a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force
he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway
he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway
he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"
by ck_princess July 25, 2009
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A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.
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