Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.

After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.

by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011

foistered

A combination of the words "foisted" and "forced", created by Donald Trump, used in Trump's 2019 Kentucky, Louisiana and Mississippi rallies.

Trump: I foistered a woman last night
Everyone: ok

by Donald "Forest" Gump November 7, 2019

light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous

I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

flustered

Being confused, agitated, caught off-guard, tripped up, screwed, chopped, and/or screened before/after being styled on

Brandon got is going to be flustered after I style on him. Meny had some fluster farms chickens for breakfast and now he's all flustered.

by mistamagic November 27, 2012

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.

Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman

by BBarker November 11, 2006

finsterwallies

A state of severe shivering when one has encountered their worst fear.

The boy who was terrified of snakes got the finsterwallies when he saw the cobra.

by Ian Churchill January 24, 2008