Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"

by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005

feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking

After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.

by Spurlin March 3, 2009

Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

fatchin

Fah-Chin The act of pretending to watch television with your spouce when they are watching something you do not wish to watch.

"She had on american idol and when she asked me a question, i did not anwser and she said i was fatchin.

by James Freeman April 25, 2006

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.

She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com

by Ronzombie November 26, 2010