ferschnickered

drunk, intoxicated, inebriated

I went to that Halloween party and got so ferschnickered that I didn't know how I got to the zoo, but I woke up with a sore ass and a gorilla that just wouldn't let go of me.

by Shermzilla March 18, 2009

thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.

Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 5, 2004

Big-Fech

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.

"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally

by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010

strawberry felch

To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.

Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016

Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

necro felching

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

by ickytips April 27, 2005

Felch

When some one cums up a persons ass then sucks it out

Michael felched Robert.

by thedictionaryguy August 29, 2014