Female

The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.

Jamie is such a female

by JJ Tan November 27, 2011

Female

A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.

You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by madmike141516 March 13, 2011

Female

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

by Mr. Ken January 8, 2009

Female

it's a mystery. high chance these "things" aren't human.

Child : What's a female?
SOme Turd : it's a mystery.

by Insert pp February 5, 2021

Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Female

A vagina's life support system.

A vagina cannot survive without a female.

by Lorenzo19 September 22, 2010

Female

The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.

Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female

by JKJKJK :) October 17, 2008