maple fever

When someone has clear sexual preference for someone from Canada

"You've got the maple fever, huh buddy"

by scratchpiece November 8, 2015

baby feeders

two round supple objects enjoyed by all ages that can produce warm milk when a lady friend is knocked up

If a woman presents her baby feeders feel that you are being honored and suck those moist bloating breasts dry.

by mc Cream Dream December 26, 2007

Coughing fever

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

by jonward34 May 11, 2009

AJ Feeley

AJ Feeley is a dirty professional football player with the Philadelphia Eagles, Miami Dolphins and the San Diego Chargers.
The 6'3" 220-lb quarterback was drafted in 2001 out of the University of Oregon.

Also refers to skank hoes banging atop couches during thanksgiving.

Aj Feeley's scoring again! Ugh!

by dirty Ken September 1, 2006

Fever Pussy

When your bitch just comes down with a cold, and isn't sure yet if she has one but you can tell. So before she gets nasty from her on coming cold you fuck that extra steaming hot, wet pussy.

Yo, she had that bombass fever pussy that made my balls scream, "Yas Lawd!!!" Had to pound it out before that cold she denies takes her out of the game.

by Brizzz1000 March 26, 2017

K-Fever

K-Fever is an effect from snorting too much ketamine, usually resulting in a runny nose, bloodshot eyes, and immense showering sneezes of congealed mucus and horse tranquilliser.

"Bob's come down with K-Fever, it's best we put him down".

"Why is my table covered in white slime?", "Oh, sorry about that, I've got the K-Fever".

by The Crimson Adder December 6, 2009

beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.

-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.

by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010