"Someone please end my misery"
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
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A term that could be used as an insult or to take the piss when someone makes a silly mistake (a bit like 'duh' or similar) or fails something (like a test or challenge).
Originates from a game called 'Blazing Star', where the game over message reads: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough, see you next time, bye-bye"
Originates from a game called 'Blazing Star', where the game over message reads: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough, see you next time, bye-bye"
by T.U.D October 1, 2003
Get the you fail it mug.When someone who's been chatting in a chat room suddenly exits, due to hitting the exit button or similar by accident, and then enters only a few seconds after.
Originates from a time when WhiteRaven, a member at www.tuomas-holopainen.com, suddenly exited the Tuomas-chat on the page, and then entered only seconds later, several times on the same day, someday in December 2010. The term has been used by people in the chat room ever since.
Abbreviation: "Raven"
Originates from a time when WhiteRaven, a member at www.tuomas-holopainen.com, suddenly exited the Tuomas-chat on the page, and then entered only seconds later, several times on the same day, someday in December 2010. The term has been used by people in the chat room ever since.
Abbreviation: "Raven"
by Webbah January 16, 2011
Get the Raven fail mug.When someone makes such an embarrassingly stupid mistake that it is worthy to be on Failblog.org in picture or video form. The funny equivalent to a kodak moment.
Actual example from Failblog.org:
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.
That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.
That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
by Dj Djuric July 22, 2009
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With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.
Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.
Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
1:
Girls talking:
girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!
girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!
girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...
2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!
girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...
Girls talking:
girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!
girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!
girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...
2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!
girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...
by zabiiy March 4, 2009
Get the asian fail mug.*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
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