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Failternet

When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.

The word was first coined by Rakey.
Kelsey: Why did you leave us on Skype?
Rachel: Bah. Sorry, failternet!
by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009
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Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
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failure

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008
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Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
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butt failure

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.
by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010
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To Failure

When you can't go on anymore & have to drop the weight.
Used to describe amount of reps the person does until he fails to do anymore.
Used commonly in body building lingo.
Guy1: Now finish with dumbbell fly
Guy2: How many reps?
Guy1: To Failure
Guy2: aight...
by Strong Chuy July 26, 2009
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engineering failure

1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses
in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree

in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist
by Sedra Smith March 13, 2009
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