go figure

a remark made to something said that is typical or falls under Murphy's Law.

"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

by hipster August 30, 2004

Public Figure

Used by talentless twats on instagram

Public figure is used by talentless twats on instagram

by TheRealistSince89 August 9, 2017

Six-figure

(of a numerical amount, chiefly annual income) Counted in the hundreds of thousands; 100,000 to 999,999.

Look at that guy with a bugatti veyron, he must have atleast six-figure salary.

by foxm120 August 22, 2011

figures

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."

by erhard September 9, 2006

faguette

a french faggot or gay person

I went to France over the summer and I was surrounded by faguettes who kept hitting on me.

by mjb7 March 1, 2009

Figured

Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"

by Cat203 July 14, 2018

Figures

Large amount of money

I just want to stack figures

by Ninise February 22, 2018