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flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.
Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.
by kajoe December 11, 2009
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flatline

To have intercourse with a person in a rough, physically hurtful manner to the point where their consciousness or life is in question. An exageration of having intercourse to the point of someone dying.
I flatlined that ass so hard she was crying.
by c0d1 February 18, 2011
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Flatliners

A group of male beings that have a love for wanking and drinking till they are completely fucked out of their minds. They aren’t the smartest of all people, they are known to make out with lizzards on the wall and get drunk until they start beating up someone. They have a soft spot for a little thing called “cactus jack”.
Man 1: hey, let’s get drunk
Man 2: no, let’s get flatliners drunk
Man 1: oh fuck
by LeG_KDOG September 1, 2020
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Flatliner

When you’re fucking a diabetic so hard her insulin pump fails sending her into insulin shock only to be revived by cumming in her mouth.
Hey Tina. I hope your glucose levels are in check or else we might have a flatliner.
by Thetunacan99 February 9, 2023
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Emotional Flatliner

Someone who shows no emotional response to anything, no matter how poignant or stirring. They’re either so repressed that nothing gets through their emotional firewall, or so disconnected from their feelings that even a child’s laugh, a heartfelt poem, a soulful song, or a breathtaking view leaves them completely unmoved. Picture a human equivalent of a flatline on an emotional EKG—zero reaction, just a blank stare.
"I played her my favorite song, the one that makes everyone cry, and she just shrugged—total Emotional Flatliner."
by Raquel de la Roche August 5, 2025
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Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof
Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that
by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019
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flatlining

The act of leeting one's heart stop (flatlining) only to be brought back from death with CPR.
My hobby is flatlining.
by chocolock June 16, 2017
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