bitch-features

Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.

"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"

by ckerr16 March 13, 2008

feature ransoming

Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.

"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."

by MeaniePooPie May 10, 2021

Slut Features

A chick that looks like she would just take dick.

FUCKEN SLUT FEATURES !!

In a night club or walking down the street and you see a chick with slut features who you know would just take dick got that real slut look about it !!

by Mother_Fuckin_WHAT September 25, 2009

feature creep

In contracting (particularly Software Development), the natural tendency of the customer to continually request small additions which were not part of the original specifications, gradually reaching critical mass.

Dilbert: "Your requirements call for 4000 features! You realize that no Human would be able to operate a product with this level of complexity?"

Customer: "Good point. I'd better add 'easy to use' to the list."

by Joe Gallagher July 09, 2004

feature abuse

using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.

Having conversations in the comments section of someone's facebook photo is classic feature abuse.

by krist0ph3r January 29, 2009

Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.

"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.

by Dickflem December 20, 2004

Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).

Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.

by YakLeader9 April 04, 2010