Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"

by rperazag May 31, 2010

failure

Our President.

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.

by Ixx April 25, 2005

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

failure

The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010

To Failure

When you can't go on anymore & have to drop the weight.
Used to describe amount of reps the person does until he fails to do anymore.
Used commonly in body building lingo.

Guy1: Now finish with dumbbell fly
Guy2: How many reps?
Guy1: To Failure
Guy2: aight...

by Strong Chuy July 26, 2009