Ixx's definitions

failure

Our President.

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.

by Ixx April 25, 2005

the beast

The anti-christ. Bears the number 666 and is probably a communist.

I am the beast, and I wanna see some fucking communism because then church and state can be destroyed, MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, seriously.

by Ixx April 10, 2005

trouser monkey

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

by ixx February 11, 2005

Vinny

Usually that guy in the class that sits there and does nothing special, no he doesn’t have a larger than average dick or is crazy handsome or anything but he’s pretty good at video games. He’s an okay friend too, I guess

Guy 1: Hey Vinny! Trying to play some fortnite??

Vinny: Sure.

by Ixx May 17, 2018

cat dog

The WORST show ever. I apologise to the writers, but that how is the definition of bad cartoon.

The characters in that show represent all the bland or annoying people on Earth. They have annoying voices.

by Ixx March 31, 2005

no child left behind

All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.

If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org

by Ixx March 22, 2005

dark black sun

A talented band from Bethesda MD.

www.geocities.com/dbsband1

by ixx January 4, 2005