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void of existential anguish black

What all black crayons should be named.
Person 1: What's your favourite crayola colour?
Person 2: Void of existential anguish black.
Person 1: Oh. That's nice..
by Bulat butter April 6, 2017
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basivcally a guy that acts all philosophical and romatic to impress girls, writes really gay love letter to them as well
Youre eyes are like deep vernal pool during the vernal equinox
by Silas Dagwood March 3, 2005
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come in three parts:
1. Fabioesque- To be like fabio in anyway
2. Existentialist- To be of the philosophical school of thought that we are all resposible for our lives and ultimately our destenies
3. Romanticist- To be a hopless romantic

Basically fi you put these three together you get a fabioesque-existential-romanticist
Man that guy is such a fabioesque-existential-romanticist!
by Silas Dagwood February 28, 2005
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IQ Existential Crises

A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.
X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.
by AXAAA October 19, 2021
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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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existentialist

(n.) One who follows the philosophy of existentialism.

Existentialists get a bad rap due to the fact that some retards treat it as if it's a philosophy of despair. However, it's quite the contrary. While the philosophy does state that life has no meaning, the notion is not intended to make the individual powerless, but rather empowered to live life with a sense of exuberance and accomplishment in order to give meaning to his/her existence.

Furthermore, existentialism emphasizes individuality and personal responsibility for the ramifications that come with being an individual. Since the individual possesses the freedom of choice to choose his/her experiences and non-experiences, he/she is solely the one responsible for the consequences that come with these actions and non-actions.

In layman's terms, you shouldn't be a bitch and direct the finger of blame at somebody else for the shitty decisions you make in the process of finding yourself.

(adj.) Genearlly, a bullshit term the valley girls of the intellectual world will apply to describe, fallaciously(!!!), something synonymous to "angsty/edgy but, still, like, totally cool." These sentiments further tarnish the existentialist movement.
1. See also: The works of Jean Paul Sartre.
2. Ohmigawd, your lj poetry is, like, sOoO giving me an existentialist vibe.
by Katsu May 8, 2005
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