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executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 14, 2018
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Execute Order 66

Verb

The act of or solicitation of someone (to another) to murder or cause harm to Nico123o with great force or destruction in order to win the match.
by Nico123o November 4, 2018
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Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".
"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"
by W4CKY October 12, 2020
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executive time

Time better spent by stable geniuses, such as watching Fox TV or tweeting.
Had to reschedule world peace initiatives, as they conflicted with my executive time.
by Bronx Brent January 8, 2018
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Executioner

A piece of shit card in clash royale that is extremely overpowered and only used by niggers. A person who is not as fat as niz. A nigger who chucks a fucking cleaver that can somehow target air and ground troops at the same fucking time.
The executioner is so fucking overpowered and deserves to be taken out of the game and lynched like a nigger.
by the master troll ud May 22, 2017
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executive

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."
Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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executive bathroom

The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.
"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"
by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007
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