Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

excuse my french 

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

excuse my french by Al October 14, 2003

excuse you 

What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "

You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:

"Excuse you!"

You get pissed and say:

EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!

excuse you by Excuse me! January 14, 2004

excuse my french 

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.

Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.

excuse my french by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003

excuse deuce 

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

excuse deuce by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

excuse merchant 

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

excuse merchant by krazy836 March 14, 2012

excuse my french 

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.

Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!

excuse my french by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005