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Evergreen local schools

Evergreen...is a shitty, and puddle of diarrhea school. Majority of students at evergreen think they are hood, but have only acted hood towards cornstalks. They vape and when they get caught they suck dick to get their vapes back. Evergreen is the most horrible school ever due to their lame ass rules and scumbags that they so call "educate" at Evergreen. Due to Evergreen sucking a massive dick at football all the guys like to trash talk because they are ass. Overall Evergreen is full of retarded wannabe hood boys who have grown up in cornstalks, trash talkers, and some dumb ass people for real.
The gay bar is located inside of Evergreen Local Schools.
by Realtalkingman November 4, 2019
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Lumpy Evergreens

Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them
by The Evergreen tree March 18, 2017
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The Evergreen State College

College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.
Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.
by Eet_Mee February 3, 2009
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Evergreen highschool- vancouver Washington

The evergreen plainsmen, a good school in southwest Washington, with a good marching band program, sometimes referred to as Ghetto green
by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010
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evergreen

To become stupidly or amusingly stuck
Wow, these shoes are tight... I've really evergreened my feet in there

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My girlfriend and I were playing with a glass bottle in bed and unfortunately I had to attend the hospital after I evergreened it
by iamnotjl March 30, 2021
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Evergreen High School

EHS is one of a kind. We got an average of a 3.8 GPA, many state champs and a whole lotta kids with a whole lotta love. We got a number of Blue Ribbon Awards and a juul addiction that won’t quit. We’ve been through hell and back this last year. We’ve lost some of our best friends, and from that we learned how to love eachother. We fucking slay at sports, care about our grades, and everyone knows everyone. Yeah we may only hang out at pnr, watershed and soda creek, but this town kids want to leave so badly, they soon realize is an irreplaceable home that they will hold in their hearts forever❤️
A: who’s that?
B: that’s fucking evergreen high school and damn I wish I went there because they love eachother
by RefrigerateOrInseminate July 26, 2018
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_Evergreen

a racist term aimed at black people with a small penis.
his dick is as small as _Evergreen's
by Saggy_Ass June 13, 2018
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