even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007

even walls have eyes and ears

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014

even a steer can try

Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)

You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?

by westfalr August 5, 2009

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 16, 2004

Even Flow

This is one of the best, if not THE BEST, songs written and performed by American grunge band Pearl Jam. This song is recognizable for its catchy guitar riff and its hardcore chorus. It appears in Guitar Hero 3 and is one of the best songs to play.

Even Flow,
thoughts arrive like butterflies,
oh, he don't know,
so he chases them away!!!

by therealmasterofpuppets July 22, 2009

even-outer

Masrurbation for the purpose of temporary hangover relief.

I felt like shit this morning after a long night of drinking. Needed an even-outer after breakfast so I could go back to sleep.

by Tashmoo12 December 12, 2016