West Essex

Typically consists of North Caldwell, Essex Fells, Fairfield, and Roseland. These four towns lie to the western portion of Essex county, greatly differing from their poorer eastern neighbors such as Newark, Irvington, and Nutly. West essex is a very / one of the most affluent areas in new Jersey. The towns share a regional high school, usually ranked high in the state. West Essex is thought to be more snobby than their "rival" neighbor caldwell which is known to be well off yet, alot less affluent than the west essex area even though residents of west essex travel into caldwell and west caldwell on a daily basis. West essex is close in proximity to New York City, and taxes are known to be the highest in the county. Contrary to some residents beliefs that fairfield is a more "guido" town the taxes still maintain higher levels than those of roseland. There is an increasingly large spirit and love for new jersey in this area. Home of the Sopranos, great restaurants, many celebrities, NJ sports team players, especially Devils players. The kids in these towns tend to be stuck up and spoiled, and they are not ashamed of it at all wearing the best clothing labels and driving brand new cars they got as a present from mommy and daddy which they most likely crashed multiple times and their parents just got them new ones anyway. A predominantly white town that crowds the shore AKA sleazeside on mdw and prom weekend. Think country clubs and pizzerias.

West Essex kid: My parents just got me a brand new BMW for my birthday and i crashed it.
West essex kid 2: Really that sucks were they mad?
West Essex Kid: Nah, they went out and got me a Cayenne instead.
West Essex Kid 2: Alright sweet lets hit a bowl to celebrate.

by West Essex > Caldwell July 18, 2009

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Essex Aggie

The best school in the world where kids can cut trees down and use chainsaws while ppl from schools like methuen high are doing math. commonly called essex faggie by kids from nst and ppl who are generally jealous they didnt get accepted in.

"man bio sucked today"
"I went fishing today XD"
"what?"
"i go to Essex Aggie"

by AggieRams January 2, 2012

Essexisise

To take something and morph it into something very essex, that cannot be accepted amongst normal cultures.

Burberry was once a premium brand until it go Essexisised!

by splint0r January 21, 2009

essex duvet

When fake tan is transferred from one person to another during sex.

Got an Essex duvet the other night. My junk looks like a tangy cheese Dorito!

by essexattack667 June 11, 2016

essex il

Its on the map look it up

Person 1: where is essex il?
Person two: If u dont know look it up.

by Y u reading my name? March 19, 2021

Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.

"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"

by watercat March 14, 2008