Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus

You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*

by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020

puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

by Digtasy September 6, 2020

one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection

Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"

by t_murph October 17, 2013

Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.

Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections

by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006