Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

Ellergy

Highest degree of prestige. Of prime; cannot be exceeded or surpassed. More important than anything else; supreme or absolute.

The guidelines were ellergy in order to ensure that high standards were maintained.

by Ellergy April 22, 2014

Eleri

Beautiful and kind, but quite serious. She's a great friend and very attractive. She's a fighter and can be a bookworm! You are lucky to have her!

Steve: Eleri's a great friend!
Leah: I know right!

by ThyKorg24 April 15, 2019

elmeri

A crazy Finnish person that is also good for a laugh. He normally finds a lot of girls, who don’t value him or their relationship as strong as he does. Often too good for them. Can drink a liter of vodka in an hour and likes the sniffer.

Let’s go and do an Elmeri...

Don’t e such an Elmeri

by Lord Boom August 24, 2018

Elder Gay

The oldest and most powerful homosexual in a 10 mile radius.

"Yeet," said the Elder Gay.

by marcos.uwu October 29, 2018

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

eldervision

A form of delusional tunnelvision where one believes everyone to be obsessed/in love with them. Typically afflicts desperate gay men.

Erik: Oh my god, I know Alex has a girlfriend and is straight but did you see that? He flexed his biceps at me. He totally wants me!

Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.

by Elihu221 July 7, 2022