Elongate

To stretch one's self around someone or something

Maddox elongated around Matthew to reach his phone

by ShloopMeister May 2, 2019

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.

Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?

by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018

elongate

To mispronounce names, invent words, or otherwise needlessly meddle with processes or terms in the manner of an overrated computer information technology instructor.

Denise elongated his name, adding three extra letters.

by GD April 3, 2003

elongated, fat penis

Alan Lam's head.

He has an elongated, fat penis for a head.

by JOKa August 12, 2003

Ewonga

Word used to describe extremely intense situations. This word is usually shouted out by someone in one of these said situations or by someone under a lot of pressure. Can also be used by someone who is just very happy.

During an intense battle during war, Sid was captured by the enemy and held captive for a long period of time. As the foreign bastards interrogated him, he had to take a really big shit, so he shouted "EWONGA!", and they let him go take huge steamy shit.

Mailman: " Is your Name Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Jennifer: " Yes, i am Jennifer Love Hewitt, why sir?"

Mailman: " Here is a check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

Jennifer: " Are you kidding me, this is the greatest day of my life! Ewonga!"

by SidMcFreewater November 22, 2011

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

elongated nigga(s)

Elongated nigga is an expression with many emotions. You can use this when you're felling excitement or trying to act cool and add a little spice to your comment. *This expression is not intended to be used in racist way to offend people with a different skin color than you *. Mainly you want to use this to get out of an uncomfortable conversation by confusing your friends so much that they stop.

1No way! you elongated nigga(s). *situation when you feel offended and you want to change the subject by saying something silly*
2 elongated nigga. * you can simply type this to confuse anybody in a matter of seconds with no explanation*

by Fil iba great January 27, 2021