Drunkvice

When a drunk person gives you advice. It's usually cynical and incoherent, but you better act like you understand/agree with everything they're saying, unless you feel like arguing in circles for a few hours. Those who drunkvise can get pretty angry when their drunkvice isn't accepted as pure genius. People most prone to drunkvising are parents, know-it-alls, authors, egotistical douchebags, and probably Kanye West.

Liam: Because you know, that's life, you don't eat where you shit and you don't feed the bite that handles you...otherwise.... you'll TOTALLY get fucked but not..not in the good way. Like....Shatner. You know? Yah you know.

Doug: Watch out you guys, Liam is giving drunkvice again.

by Tellikins June 23, 2010

drunkie

a selfie one takes while drunk

"Oh look, she posted another drunkie on facebook."

by arrow fitz May 19, 2014

drunkteen

a large group of rowdy drunks that one is too lazy and or drunk to count

There's no way all drunkteen of us are going to fit on this blanket

by allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy November 26, 2007

drunkident

any accident transpiring as a bi product of drunkenness that in a state of sobriety would not have occurred.

my delta sigma phi fraternity brother almost burned down the gamma xi house when he passed out drunk with candles lit on top of furniture. this means he had a drunkident!

by Chaz Churchwell December 17, 2008

drunkie mcdrunkenstein

usu a term of endearment, for a friend or acquaintance.

so drunkie mcdrunkenstein; you were really wasted last night. do you remember trying to fuck my mom?

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

drunkie

A drunk person

I was at the club yesterday and a drunkie started hitting on me

by yehetmarmalade November 8, 2019

drunkcited

Adj. The act of being excited about something while drunk that one would normally not be excited about.

Martha: I saw Troy's ex-girlfriend at the party last night.
Krista: Did she try to start something with you?
Martha: No, actually. She was really drunkcited to see me.

by Krista the Gnome Breaker July 9, 2007