drought regret

When somebody broke it off with a girlfriend/boyfriend, and cannot get any action in their new single life. So, they go crawling back to the girlfriend/boyfriend they broke it off with in the first place.

Logan broke up with Mary to have more freedom, but while single Logan couldn't get any girl to have sex with him. Logan's drought regret caused him to go back to Mary, so he could have sex again.

by Intellectual Property November 12, 2012

California Drought

The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry

"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"

"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"

by Lee-Shaw October 06, 2008

California Drought

The act of shitting on someones chest and leaving it sit there to dry

I gave your girlfriend the nicest california drought last night

by Lee-Shaw January 13, 2009

facebook drought

a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.

Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.

by monstersincx3 October 20, 2010

meme drought

When there are no new memes for a period of time. Just a cycle of reposts.

"The meme Drought on picto I see boring me"

by Punking August 01, 2017

man drought

the state of a total lack of any guys that single/hot/not tools etc..

jess: why have i not seen any guys that are good looking but not tools lately

jess2: man, i dunno. i swear its this man drought

by mcfarlane December 22, 2007

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 03, 2011