Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.
“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”
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1) "Wow, you drank that entire gallon of lethal fluids? You're such a dipshit!"
2) Anyone with lower than a 12th Grade education is often a dipshit or does dipshit type things.
3) Every Will Ferrell Movie involves his character being a dipshit.
4) "Wow, did you just run into a door? You're such a dipshit!"
2) Anyone with lower than a 12th Grade education is often a dipshit or does dipshit type things.
3) Every Will Ferrell Movie involves his character being a dipshit.
4) "Wow, did you just run into a door? You're such a dipshit!"
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Get the dipshitery mug.A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.
Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
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Get the Dipshittery mug.An island nation in East Asia. Located in the Pacific Ocean, it lies to the east of the Sea of Japan, the East China Sea, China, Korea and Russia, stretching from the Sea of Okhotsk in the north to the East China Sea and Taiwan in the southwest.
After a lengthy conversation with their neighbor China they decided to refer to themselves as "Sunrise land instead"
After a lengthy conversation with their neighbor China they decided to refer to themselves as "Sunrise land instead"
"hi china"
"hi dipshit"
"can you call us something else, other than dipshit?"
"like what?"
"how about Sunrise land?"
"hi dipshit"
"can you call us something else, other than dipshit?"
"like what?"
"how about Sunrise land?"
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