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dreamblocker

A person who places their objections, insecurities, hang ups and issues upon another person therefore preventing that person from reaching their true potential. Quite often because they are actually jealous of what that person may achieve.
Jen would love to give this new venture a go, but her husband is a dreamblocker. She won't have the support she needs to get started.
by Supreme Manager December 5, 2015
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Deadlock

When you're gettin' snoody with the booty but suddenly you are stuck at full mast and can't pull out but also can't cum. Usually from too much sex.
Man I was hittin' it from behind with Vanessa but I got such bad deadlock I was stuck pumpin' for like an hour.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 11, 2019
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caca dreadlocks

When you take a shit and the shit gets stuck and twisted in your ass hair.
"Dude, I just shit out that root beer float and now all these caca dreadlocks are making my ass itch!"
by mangorick September 4, 2008
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Dreadsock

To stuff a Dreadnought (preferably one of the old metal ones) into a sock & then smash it into the cheating/cheezey army list using player's face.

This usually results in pain for the offender. This is a good thing.

However, never Dreadsock Chuck Norris, don't even think about it unless you want to have your testicles crushed. It hurts, believe me.
Player 1: WTF?! U haz 4 skwadz ov teh Nob Bykerz?!?! That iz teh cheeze!!!

Player 2: Yeah, but u wayt untylz i pwn u wiv mah dubel lash Chaos army!!!

Player 1: WTF mahn?!?!

Player 2: It haz 3 Vindicatorz 2!!!

*Player 1 proceeds to Dreadsock Player 2*

Player 2: MAH FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!! IT IZ TEH HURTZ!!!!!!!!!

Player 1: That'z wot u get 4 being a cheezey foo.

Player 2: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by an Ugnaught January 28, 2009
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Dreadlocks

When Jonathan Davis from the nu-metal band KoRn (backwards R mandatory) became to bloated to wash his hair, he began letting it twist and rot naturally. As it began germinating, dreadlocks ensued. It was this natural evolution that made his locks the filthiest in all the land. After being turned down on a date by fellow frontman of Disturbed, David Dreiman, Jonathan Davis soon realized he had to do SOMETHING with that luscious head of hair. This is why he has these luscious tubes forming from his scalp. Don't be fooled kids, it's not a wig. This is the real deal.
David Dreiman: EW, LOOK @ UR HA@!RRRR!

Jonathan Davis: LOL WOT, ILL GET DREADLOCKS!! (OPTIONAL Z)

David Dreiman: K babycakes.
by c0keONwh33lzsszsszzx August 10, 2009
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deadlocs

• a shitty fucking blueface song

• to swear on ur dead friend
• means no lie

• synonym : “on my momma
by onmymommaonmymomma March 4, 2019
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deadlocked

When a guy and girl are fucking locked in doggystyle firmly and intensely.
We were deadlocked last night for three hours straight.
by NO FUCKING NAME March 1, 2011
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