Drooping Chinchilla

The experience of sweaty balls as you swing them into your asshole, and then squeeze your ass together to crush the testicles.

Johnny blew out his left nut during a drooping chinchilla.

by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

Doofing

1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.

1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!

by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017

doopin

The act of hanging out with friends, or just chillin'.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"You know, just doopin with my nigs."

by Pappa Nucca February 3, 2007

Droping off the Cosbys

taking a shit, Bill Cosby is black

"I needa go drop off the cosbys."

by boyle April 25, 2004

doocing

The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.

I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.

by di October 14, 2004

droping the soap

getting a dick in ur ass in the shower when u bend over

oh crap im droping the soap
(bends over and dick inserted into ass)

by droping the soap November 8, 2017

blood doping

To take someones blood, specifically their red blood cells and inject it into your body. Increasing your own red blood cell count enabling you do be more active and go for longer. Blood doping is dangerous and illegal and shouldn't be done in athletics but happens anyway.

Blood doping on the streets is a real fun way of doing it. Get some poor victim, scare him, to get his adrenaline up, draw his blood, and insert it into your own body to get a natural high.

They wouldn't let me donate blood because I had been blood doping with so many different people. Aids for the win.

by Romanfool November 20, 2007