Scoobie Doobie 

The act of rolling a blunt with the intent of getting high while acting like a child again, or being high and acting like a child; such as watching cartoons while high, or wanting to get high so the cartoons become more entertaining.

"I was chilling watching some Cartoon Network, and decided to roll a scoobie doobie when my mom walked in"

Scoobie Doobie by Scoobie Doobie September 22, 2014

Bobby doof 

A dummy, a dim-witted person

Why did you do that? You're such a Bobby doof.

Bobby doof by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

Doof Muffin by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

Doodire 

A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.

Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."

Doodire by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007

doof boy 

A young male who is just seriously stupid.

Well yes, when Donald was a young person, it quickly became apparent that he was somewhat of a doof boy!

doof boy by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

snoop a doobie 

Gettin’ high af!

You wanna Snoop a doobie? Alright! Light it up, cuz!

snoop a doobie by Notorious Big Ole D August 26, 2018