When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day
"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019
Get the Blood dodging mug.1)Going somewhere with no intention of getting there at a certain time
2) Walking around with no intention of going anywhere
2) Walking around with no intention of going anywhere
1)"You coming to the party later?"
"yeah man, but were just dossing up so dont expect us at anytime"
2) "you upto much?"
"nah man, just dossing about"
"yeah man, but were just dossing up so dont expect us at anytime"
2) "you upto much?"
"nah man, just dossing about"
by Tzma April 30, 2014
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Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.
by mc? June 28, 2012
Get the dodging the brown bullet mug.When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.
by Digit-Trump October 8, 2010
Get the Cake Dodging mug./daʊs/ v. tr.: The act of slamming some liquids almost directly subsequent to swallowing something of a high-degree temperature, all while on an empty stomach.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
by dabeshu-sama July 15, 2010
Get the Dousing mug.the process by which you slap someone in the face with your penis. hence possibly leaving a mushroom tatoo :)
by Monkey Balls May 13, 2005
Get the doding mug.A word of South African origin, meaning to have a nap or just crash at someone's place for the night
I'm dossing at Jake's tonight bru
Can I doss at your place tonight?
Imma have a quick doss
Yep that bird's just dossing on the telephone line
Can I doss at your place tonight?
Imma have a quick doss
Yep that bird's just dossing on the telephone line
by le afrikaner* January 9, 2012
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