Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

Dickensed

The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.

They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.

by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010

Dickfender

n. When a guy defends someone against all logic because he wants in his or her pants.

"I can't believe Carol went home with that douchebag."
"I'm sure he only slept on her couch."
"You're such a dickfender, man."

by krondharpey June 20, 2013

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

Cleo Dickens

Cleo Dickens is a largely unknown pornographic actress from the Western suburbs of Chicago, IL. Cleo only performs for those that she can trust and will truly appreciate her art.

Cleo Dickens performed for her friend 2.5lber the other day, because he truly appreciates her.

by 2.5lber June 22, 2011

Oh My Dickens

A way to say Oh my ____ without using the Lord's name in vain or any swear words.

Oh my dickens, those marital relations we engaged in were wonderful!

by Abigail_Jeffs August 6, 2011

dicktease

A girl who teases the genital region of a male to the point of a rock hard erection with absolutely no intention of following through, often resulting in "blue balls"; May also constitute a quick "dick-squeeze" "dick rub" or "dick touch" NOT resulting in ejaculation.

Ken: "Lydia kept grabbin my nuts nuts last night..."
Jim: "Did you get off"
Ken: "No, fuckin bitch was a dicktease"

by Drew Haag June 5, 2007