dickmoid

A spazmoid with a dick on his forehead

ugh kokin is such a dickmoid

by aly2103 June 1, 2018

Dicknotist

A man who knows how to read women and tell them what they want to hear for personal (usually sexual) gain.

They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.

Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.

by Bonrok August 4, 2020

Dismosis

When you shat and it comes out your ears instead

Oh shit i just Dismosised

by 0akles January 11, 2021

Dickmissive

When you are being dismissive in a dickish way

You were really dickmissive when you blew us off for my birthday.

by Yfoxy May 14, 2022

dickoisseur

A connoisseur of dicks. Someone who is educated around the handling of dicks in all manners.

Man, Tanya sure knows a hell of a lot about dicks!

Yeah, she’s a real dickoisseur…

by Sabrina Wise August 8, 2022

Dickmatised

When after a proper shagging she can't think straight.

Cheryl's legs were weak and her head was fuzzy after Roger gave her a good "rogerring". Cheryl was dickmatised.

by OG SPOT August 22, 2025

dickminiscing

The act of nostalgically recalling or reflecting on past encounters, experiences, or sightings involving dicks—often with humor, curiosity, or disbelief. A playful twist on “reminiscing.”

“Happy is the type to be dickminiscing every second of the day.”

Or slightly more playful:

“Happy stays dickminiscing every second of the day like it’s a full-time job.”

by Dickminiscing March 17, 2026