Similar to Dickoisseur but without the letter "k" it refers to a man who is an authority on all things dick. How to suck them, stroke them, and take them in the ass.
Brian has great experience and knowledge when it comes to taking dick. I talked to Kevin after Brian sucked him off and he stated "Brian is a real dicoisseur, he made my toes curl and my knees knock".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!