Similar to Dickoisseur but without the letter "k" it refers to a man who is an authority on all things dick. How to suck them, stroke them, and take them in the ass.
Brian has great experience and knowledge when it comes to taking dick. I talked to Kevin after Brian sucked him off and he stated "Brian is a real dicoisseur, he made my toes curl and my knees knock".
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"