Dickload

A little less than 16 ounces.

Man, I just swallowed a dickload of seeds.

by MC Plan B May 5, 2008

dickclown

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.

Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.

by confirmed dickclown hater December 21, 2006

Dicklocated

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.

Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!

by DrDick February 13, 2013

Dicklouette

When you can see the silhouette of a guy's dick through his pants.

A more elegant version of "bulge".

"So far, I haven't been able to see Josh's dicklouette. Wonder if there's anything there?"

by anna_thunderroad December 23, 2018

Dicklover69

A girl who likes to suck bbc, big cocks, small cocks and all types of dicks!

“Hey my name is dicklover69 welcome to my live stream, we’re gonna suck all types of dicks today !”

by Buttholegirl March 17, 2019

Dickalow

Men's dick that is tiny swallowed by foreskin

I can't see the top
Of my dick
I'm having a dickalow

by Mysticnight October 3, 2019

Dicklodge

When a person or thing is causing irritation or antagonising.

Lily you are a real dicklodge.

by Laziskewl October 8, 2022