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Depends

1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.

2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.

3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.
Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).
by Amy August 22, 2004
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bitch dependency syndrome

A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.
Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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depends

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom
Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2017
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Deependra

A person who has got an extreme charm and a magnetic quality of personality or appearance along with innate and powerfully sophisticated personal communicability.
Has got a smile that will send shivers down to your spine especially when you are having a crush on him.
A nonchalant, cool, smart intelligent person who likes to describe himself

as rare.
According to Deependra studying becomes worthy only when you start days before the finals.
Has got a dangerous taste for adventure that will evoke a sense of fear in the spectators. A person who isn't afraid of playing with snakes even.A person with readiness to do anything wholeheartedly for the ones who top his priority list.
He is the kind of boyfriend, husband every girl would dream to have. If you are having him in your life, count yourself among the ones who are profoundly blessed and never let him go.
Fortunate are those who have Deependra in their lives
by 105 November 26, 2021
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state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.
Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.
by Blank Frank October 11, 2009
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Enby-Descendant

A umbrella term of any non-enby person who has ancestry of non-binary people.
"The enby-descendant person i've ever seen today is the creator of this definition." - II Paintbrush
by Ryan900USAYT April 2, 2022
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Co-dependent

Someone with a need to have a partner or a significant other in order for their lives to feel complete.
girl: i need a boyfriend, i'm worthless without one, i'm ugly
othergirl: you're so co-dependent
by utter_genius August 5, 2008
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