A Starbucks Drone is a new breed of Homo Sapien, adapted to the exquisite atmosphere of organic food, blogging publicly at coffee shops (like Starbucks), artisan stuff, and, of course, Starbucks. Their newly classified scientific name is Homo Organicstarbucksian. A Starbucks Drone is usually a 20-30 year old of the sex male or female, who visits Starbucks at least twice a day. They seem not to be satisfied with a simple but effective drink. One of the most common orders are a Skinny Pumpkin Whip Artisan Organic Americana Latte with extra foam no fat bla bla bla 1234 drink. But there's more to this breed. Starbucks Drones are usually unemployed, and have blogs on the interent. They come to Starbucks and blog publicly on their Apple MacBook Computers, while sipping their extra-special artisan organic skinny drink, and type. In these blogs they write about everything that happens in their life.. and they act as if anyone cares. It's odd behavior that still isn't fully understand ed by scientists. They love to use words like "exquisite", "organic", "Starbucks", "artisan", "Starbucks", "my blog", to name a few. They also enjoy jazz music a little too much. They drive a Toyota Hybrid Prius, and 99% are pro-life and atheist. Some are homosexual, but not all. To better understand this breed yourself, go to your local Starbucks Coffee Shop and just look around. Lots of these people are Homo Organicstarbucksians. For more information, please email organicartisanbullfuckingshit@lolk.com
Normal Guy: "Isn't the coffee here pretty good?"
Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."
Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"
Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."
Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"
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pakistan's national bird, they are often found in areas near to Afghanistan border. they migrate from US!
SON- Look DAD, what kind of bird is that?
TERRORIST FATHER- FUCK!! hide ahmad you idiot that's an american drone!
TERRORIST FATHER- FUCK!! hide ahmad you idiot that's an american drone!
by VALLY August 6, 2012
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Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
by ShadeHunter February 24, 2021
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Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.
John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.
Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.
John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.
Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.
by Sparkles1974 August 2, 2012
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It's plot is basically about Rogue A.I. who are soon targeted by they're creators: SCJohnson or whatever.
Then they go into a fucking Onslaught with a trio of mustard colored drones names Murder Drones.
It's plot is basically about Rogue A.I. who are soon targeted by they're creators: SCJohnson or whatever.
Then they go into a fucking Onslaught with a trio of mustard colored drones names Murder Drones.
SD-V: Insane girl who just loves murdering
SD-N: The Do-Anything guy.
SD-J: Basically a bitch to everyone.
The Murder Drones.
SD-N: The Do-Anything guy.
SD-J: Basically a bitch to everyone.
The Murder Drones.
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