denim

The working man's leather.

Denim is my high class garment material.

by Double-O-Denim March 25, 2004

Denim Loaf

Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.

It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.

It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.

It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Blue Denim Haze

Marijuana that is found in the pocket of jeans. Part marijuana, part lint.

Josh: Dude we need some weed to smoke. Does anyone have anything?

Stephen: All I have is some blue denim haze in my pocket.

by Stoner Jo July 25, 2010

Denim-Nerd

Someone who has a weird craving for all things denim and continues to buy such items in mass bulk. These items can include such things as;

- Denim shorts
- Denim jackets
- Denim jeans
- Denim shoes
- Denim shirts
- Denim hats?
And other stuff.

"I have 10 pairs of denim shorts and 4 denim jackets!!!"
"Jesus Christ Aileen, you are such a denim-nerd..."

by Eidnul Retsilla December 15, 2012

Denim Rodeo

The act of dry-pounding a girl from behind while wearing jeans.

Denise was on the rag last night so I had to pull out the denim rodeo.

by PricelessD October 24, 2004

deniu

the greatest of all time. this man is loyal and respectful as long as he LIEKEs you. a hockey champion with a 93k aim train score, the man is truly dedicated to what he enjoys, and will honor the real homies to the end. on weekdays from 8:00am to 3:20pm, you can see him near the lakeside telling stories of folkLORE and fables. an absolute lad in and out.

omg you're such a deniu

by jj gaygay November 3, 2020

Fetal Denimism

A rare birth disorder in which the baby is born wearing blue jeans.

Fetal denimism runs in the family; all of my siblings were born with blue jeans on.

by HarlowH October 15, 2018