demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

Dandy Demons

A lewd comic series made by a man who is very good at art, and it's all about demons

aww dude i saw some dandy demons, and dude i loved it!

by KahootOfAll300 June 4, 2018

dumoss

Short for "Dumb Ass"
or used as clever or
obtuse slag.

As in,Mr. and or Mrs.Dumoss

Well Hello, Mr.Dumoss,come on in I've been expecting you.
Everything else has gone wrong today.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

demostanis

A fictive person.

are you demostanis??
no

by demostanis March 6, 2021

Porn Demons

That's the thing... We knew it when we all see it, but cannot able to name the porn demons. It's the feeling that we all feel 24/7, 365 days a year!

Lucifans summoned porn demons on the purpose...or accidental? They often are possession by porn demons when h hours occurred!

by Deckerstar2917 October 4, 2021

Angels and demons

One of the best songs by Jxdn also know as Jaden Hossler

Hey did you hear jadens new song? Oh yea angels and demons, who knew such a cute tiktok boy could be extremely talented

by Jxdnhossler September 12, 2020

Demoscout

A term used to describe players who use the demoman's shield and eyelander in the online game Team Fortress 2. It has spawned from what many consider to be the cheapest advantage to date.

For every kill the demoscout achieves with the eyelander he will gain extra health and speed. As this improves his survivability, most demoscouts see this benefit grow exponentially. Eventually the demoscout will be able to keep up with the game's quickest class - the scout (hence the birth of such a title and the distain it brings along with it).

Many are confused as to which Valve employee thought this up (and what he was on). The name 'demoman' implies the use of some sort of demolitions as a primary form of combat. However with the addition of two key melee based items this, many would argue, has rendered the title pointless.

Scout: Eat my dus- *Head removed by a demoscout*

Demoscout: *Taunts over the dead corpse in order to induce a nerd rage*

by Forgetful April 1, 2010