Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' meaning a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie. something so false and obviously untrue it is insulting to even say it.
"i hooked up with ashley last night"
"thats deep fried cap no way you could"
by comediccough December 01, 2020
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Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.
guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could
by comediccough December 01, 2020
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Deep Fried Twinkie

When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.
Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night

Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.

Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!
by Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma November 19, 2006
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Deep Fried Meme

A deep fried meme is when there is an image that had heat theme colors added to it's original colors . Sometimes people think that these are the best memes on the planet. The most popular ones are probably the "E" meme which has Markiplier's face photo shopped and has added the deep fried texture with the letter E at the bottom of the meme. It's funny to see that our brains think that it's funny, but in reality it's just a heat themed, edited photo that sometimes has text ...
"Hey dude, wanna search through memes?"
"Of course!"
"Hey, look at this Deep Fried Meme, pretty funny for an image."
by Smuddy the Maine Coon May 17, 2020
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Deep Fried Hairballs

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
by Thesauceboss89 August 22, 2011
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deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.
Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit
by jdawg328 June 11, 2017
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deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.
Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.
by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013
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