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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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Smakala dakuala

Yo the phone is right there smakala dakuala
by TLK2222 April 19, 2019
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Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024
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Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.
Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.
by HM788 August 4, 2025
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