A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010
Get the Disaster Wank mug.Guy 1: Dang did you hear about what happened to Ashley the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.
by youissmart October 4, 2016
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Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
by NevenPL December 12, 2022
Get the The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race mug.by Lisa November 29, 2002
Get the Disastrophy mug.the opposite of a masterpiece.
if a masterpiece is considered a wonderful piece of work, a disasterpiece would be considered a piece of work so horrible the world may never be the same after its evil has destroyed the souls of millions.
if a masterpiece is considered a wonderful piece of work, a disasterpiece would be considered a piece of work so horrible the world may never be the same after its evil has destroyed the souls of millions.
Dan: hey this book is really good! What a masterpiece!
Sara: you're stupid, i hate you! i actually think its a disasterpiece.
Sara: you're stupid, i hate you! i actually think its a disasterpiece.
by Milton The Monster April 30, 2008
Get the Disasterpiece mug.1. Snynonym for suckiness on a level previously unknown to man. An object so reviled that even its name inspires fear and loathng into all who have heard of it or seen it.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
1. That band sucked so hard, it was Disaster Movie.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
by Justin Thorson October 23, 2008
Get the Disaster Movie mug.An infestation of disaster. A disaster so raw and uncalled for that the only natural reaction when confronted with one is to slap the person next to you for relief.
Katie was just spotted doing the walk of shame. Her hair was all over the place along with her clothes and makeup. She looks like a complete disasterfest.
by Joey Sis December 21, 2010
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