Disasster 

noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.

Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.

Disasster by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Dildo Disasster Tuesday 

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.

Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!

Dildo Disasster Tuesday by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

King of Disasters 

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!

Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

King of Disasters by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 23, 2020

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.

John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.

Disasterology by aly. April 23, 2013

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

Disaster Of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is a Disaster of bollywood
A natural disaster occurs whenever Canadian Akshay Kumar releases his shitty films

Many producers, distributors committed suicide all because of akshay kumar's 80 flops. A perfect disaster of bollywood!

Disaster Of Bollywood by Rajiv Bhatia October 3, 2018