When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.
"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
by HockeyNJ May 4, 2010
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by Igotallofit December 30, 2008
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by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016
Get the Dirty dan mug.A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
by Dirty dan smacks ya with a pan June 19, 2019
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Get the The Dirty Dan mug.A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004
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